#16 - Spaghet Macroni

Spaghet wasn’t just your average bunch of living noodles. He was a mean guy, with his greasy meatballs always eyes the next score, the next mook to scalp and the next damsel to ravish with his oily ways. It was an easy choice for him to join the biggest crime family across the land - the dreaded La Pasta, which made sure that their hold upon the towns and crime was pretty al dente. His boss, Rigatoni Pastalla, saw in him that simple cruelty of someone who only basked in marinara, the basic desire, even joy that Spaghet gathers from inflicting misery - that might be a bad set of traits for a hot meal, but Spaghet? He was a dish served cold. With his trusty Tommy Gun he made sure that all the enemies of the La Pasta were nicely peppered - and sure, plenty of other families might get a little salty about the stranglehold of his organization upon the underworld, but they know better than to try to stir the pan...